O Febreeze!

As I stare at the spray bottle
The nozzle catches my eye
And though I try, and try,
I cannot adjust it

Too much scent is ruinous, alas
But too little would leave the room smelling like sweaty blue jeans, so crass
What, oh what, is the solution to my dilemma?
There is but one: to hurl myself from the window-a