I've been trying to make my way through this quagmire of digital fog known as "The Internet", but I find myself distracted by a most distracting phenomenon: that of repetition.
The same words are used, over and over and over again.
Words like: quagmire, digital, phenomenon, hack, characters, plot, murder, example, pwned, the, and, and.
My only recourse in this situation is obvious. I must find an alternative to this Internet. Something with a smidgeon less net, perhaps.
Can anyone possibly help an old lady?
Yours in exasperated exasperation,